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During the day „Die Herren Simpel” is a classic breakfast café with a good variety of breakfast and snacks. The coffee is great! Mornings you’ll find a calm place here to enjoy the “Herrengedeck” (cake and hot beverage). In the evening “Die Herren Simpel” is a classic bar with cocktails, beer and wine, small snacks.
The ambience and interior kindly stand out from the crowd of the Schanze. It is a bit too scenic and hip sometimes, but a great chill-out area with different compartments. All guests are relaxed and everybody does their own thing. By the way, here is W-LAN, too!
The staff is so different like the weather in Hamburg. It’s like playing the lottery.
Sometimes they are fast, friendly, careful guys, but sometimes the clueless “I-have-forget-your-order-in-the-first-second-you-opened-your-mouth” temporary employee work on my nerves. So, help yourself, and order at the bar, especially on weekend, when it is crowded.
I really adore the big cherry blossoms behind the Bar.
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Die Herren Simpel | Bars, Coffee & tea, Snacks | Breakfast from € 4.90
Schulterblatt 75 | Schanze | +494038684600
Sun – Thu 10:00 – 01:00, Fri – Sat 10:00 – open end
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I’ve lived in the Schanze for over four years and been to this place a few times – but only when I’ve forgotten how bad the service is. If you need to sober up a bit, it’s a great place to go – you’ll be lucky if you get served at all!