“Have you never been to a private party in Hamburg? Welcome to our 3-Zimmer-Wohnung (3 room apartment).
The first room: here is our quirky living room with the big cosy couch. Just sit down and relax! Oh, first of all you wanna see our nice apartment? Ok, I’ll show you around: we have a second living room, because many friends come for drinks every day.
Feel free in our colorful rooms with the awesome lights. Here we go, this is our bedroom – if you want, just lay down on the bed, pssst: there is a PlayStation (with projector!!) in the bedside cabinet, if you are feeling bored play some games or check out the table soccer (kicker). The small corridor is great for smalltalk.
In our open kitchen beside the cooker and fridge, you will find the bar, where you’ll get all drinks and beer. It is always crowded there and like at every private party in Hamburg – the kitchen is the place to be. Feel free and have fun, I have to take great care of all my other guests.
Nice to have you here! Cheers!”
BTW: Downstairs you’ll find another room, sometimes with private parties, table soccer champions league or electronic parties (cost entrance fee). In former times it was a dildo factory in the redlight district.
